so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
so there is this mannequin head in my cosmetology class and somebody put fake eyelashes, and makeup on her. And as you can see, her hair covers one eye. but when you push back that hair……..yeah…
1. be with someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone.
Oh, so George Clooney isn’t an ageless vampire.
"you will never look like the girl in the magazine, the girl in the magazine doesn’t even look like the girl in the magazine"
Are we going to ignore Taylor Lautner
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